daddy's little defect (skaterchick) wrote,
daddy's little defect

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i'll end up crying broken tears with a smile on my face for the rest of my life beacause of you...

oh man. just to let everyone know... there are happy people in the world. yes there are.

so yea. i went shopping for a pair of jeans today. oh man is that crazy. its a science. it really is. for example. your size can have a range of up to 5 different numbers. thats right ladies and gentilemen. 5. then theres the color. because you wouldn't want a dark pair if you're serching for a light pair. another thing is, you don't want a "worn in" looking pair... i can put holes in my jeans without your help thankyouverymuch. there are a few questions you want to ask yourself when you find a pair that meets these standards...
1. do they make my butt look abnormally large?
2. do they make me look strangely short/tall?
3. if i bend over, do i show any crack?
these are important factors in buying jeans. i myself tried on a good 20 pair or so. but i then realized that the 2nd pair of jeans i tried on worked for me...

oh man. i got jeans and another pair of pants thanks to angela...
mom- why don't you get a pair of those pants that angela was wearing, those were cute...

brothers birthday tomorrow... im thinkin a box of jones sodas and a ticket to flogging molly.
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